#christmas lad

[bagajewsky]

Summer will end soon, aagh, Wishes time.

[routesixty-six]

a marker warmup for tonight ! He wishes yall a merry chaotic christmas ! <3

[cosmopoliturtle]

Yule Lads

[quasarifxxy]

This episode was so painful (to us viewers and) for BOTH parents

Misaki realizing that they have almost everything she can’t provide Miri. from all types of clothing, to a room filled with everything the child wants, Misaki realized that this place has everything she couldn’t afford. In her eyes, this is paradise for a child like Miri. 

But if there’s anything Kazuki and Rei can’t do, it’s to provide Miri a normal life. One devoid of lies and danger. If they choose to keep this up, it will hurt them all in the long run.

[demonkinguwu]

Skully J. Graves

The Pumpkin Prince

Future King of all Halloween 🎃

[spielzeugkaiser]

If you're still doing prompts, wolf!Geralt or tired dads universe? <3

Jaskier stays not always a wolf too! Sometimes he is smol and gets a lick over the whole face. (Also even if he is a bit tougher as a lynx he doesn't enjoy being squished around his tummy as a cat)

[jaydarino]

Oop boxer miguel doodle I forgot to post

[lmk-vibes]

Ya boy got jrwi merch :33 very hyped

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

its WOKEMAS EVE so remember to leave a plate of BLUE HAIR and PRONOUNS for LIBERAL SANTA to have after he comes down the GENDER NEUTRAL CHIMNEY and leaves wrapped presents containing CRITICAL RACE THEORY and SOCIALISM under the ECO-FRIENDLY TREE

[diremoone]

— Christmas/Winter Prompts | pt. 2

Happy holidays everyone! ❄️ I ultimately decided to make a part 2 to this! I tried to make these more ‘of the season’ rather than ‘the holiday’ (hence the title), but I don’t think it worked out that well lol. Also if you get any ideas from the prompts below but don’t wanna use them that’s totally fine too.

Once again I am not taking any requests, but you guys feel free to use these if you want! Credit not necessary but it’s okay if you want—or just reblog for credit idrc haha

prompt 1 — “I didn’t know gods liked to celebrate the holidays like us wee mortals.”

prompt 2 — “You forgot your gloves? Again?”

prompt 3 — “When was the last time you took off work for the holidays?”

prompt 4 — “You don’t have to celebrate the holiday to enjoy the festivities, you know?”

prompt 5 — “Tea isn’t a holiday drink. Even if it’s peppermint flavored.”

prompt 6 — “You bought me ugly sweaters! How sweet!”

prompt 7 — “I don’t think the cafe wants us to be here this late. Oh, gosh. Please don’t tell me you bought the place.”

prompt 8 — “I hate building gingerbread houses.” “You’re just doing it wrong.” “I hate it.”

prompt 9 — “Thank you for spending time with me today.”

prompt 10 — “Even pirates celebrate… Don’t they?”

prompt 11 — “Are you sure your ears are red from the cold?”

prompt 12 — “Can’t I enjoy the view of my darling dressed up for me?”

prompt 13 — “Get in the Santa suit.” “Only if you’re playing Mrs. Clause.”

prompt 14 — “You said you wanted a pet for Christmas… Right?”

prompt 15 — “Only me?” “Only you.”

prompt 16 — “Sorry, no refunds on the kisses!”

prompt 17 — “You can’t decorate to save your life, can you?”

prompt 18 — “You went to the ER on New Years Eve for what?”

prompt 19 — “SOS means Santa save our sorry asses.”

prompt 20 — “I’m… just not feeling it this year.”

prompt 21 — “No one needs to spend the holidays alone. And you’ve done enough of that.”

prompt 22 — “You did your best. Look how happy everyone is.”

prompt 23 — “These festivities… are a hell of a lot more tolerable when you’re with me.”

prompt 24 — “Can’t I surprise the love of my life on the most wonderful day of the year?”

prompt 25 — “The season is over. Rest, my love. You were fantastic.”

prompt 26 — “Taking care of yourself during the holidays is even more important.”

prompt 27 — “You’re so busy we haven’t even had time to cuddle.”

[helgafolk618]

Happy Sonstansil, everyone! 🎄

(If you're not from Trolberg, then Merry Christmas!)

[thekenobee]

HE DID THAT AGAIN

John Finnemore the man that you are

[acquiescest]

irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris

what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris

which could mean nothing

[inkyquince]

Have those big ole thoughts about training Kylar properly. Maybe you don't wanna loose your virginity to him, or maybe you just enjoy preparing him properly for your first time together.

content warning. this was written for my VTM oc and realised that I can't just release that dumbass to the blog first, so instead it was changed to Kylar uwu. Kylar being nasty, frotting, sex toys, intercrural sex kinda, training mentions, lots of drooling and lube and fluids.

You didn't even mean to train him at first. It was all Kylar's fault. You two couldn't even kiss without his breath hitching and his cock hardening in his stained sweatpants. Jutting against you as his whined, hungrily mouthing at your bottom lip. Hell, you used to just let him hump himself to completion, but Kylar's eyes would prick with tears, both as how sore his cock would get but also being oh so close to you, your crotch being so warm against him beyond unbearable. Blow jobs were out too, since he had the same amount of self control as a glutton.

So, instead, one trip to Sirris' Sex Shop later, you have the solution to your problems. For him to cum and for you to train him before ever having to sleep with him.

Kylar likes to watch you prep the fleshlight. Parting the silicon to spit into the toy before pouring lube in, the clear liquid rising inside rapidly. Meanwhile, he watches, mouth agape just a bit. His cock juts against the fabric of his trousers, opaque liquid already seeping through the garment.

You kick off your trousers so they don't get stained and slip the toy between your thighs, tucked against your own crotch. Kylar used to whine at you to go without underwear when you two did this, but that discussion was long since dead now. Instead, he just tries to imagine it's all you, the tight, snug fit, the dripping mess over his dick. All. You.

He clambers on top of you, tugging his sweatpants down, tucking the band under his balls. His flushed dick stands to attention, dribbling just a bit as he nudges the head against the "lips" of the fleshlight. He's already sweating as he gazes at you, pupils blown wide, for your go ahead to sink into "your" hole. The little smile you give is more than enough and he gracelessly sinks down, lube pushing out as he pushes in, sticking to his thick pubic hair and balls.

Mouth agape, Kylar just gazes at you, dumb little expression as his cock throbbed uselessly inside the toy. God, he wants it to be you so badly. This is the least embarrassing way he's tried to simulate his cock in your warm hole. Tried the fuck a warmed up grapefruit once, before feeding it to you. Fucked a hole into his soap bar. Used to hump his pillow every night, ripped a shabby hole right into it. But somehow this was far more embarrassing. You, watching him, use a toy and obviously pretend its you, all the while you two are chest to chest, stomach to stomach, legs intertwined.

Kylar never had much composure to begin with, but any shreds of it are long gone by the first sloppy thrust. Drool gathering on his tongue, too entranced in the tight fit to even function properly, unable to swallow it down, so it just slips from his lips. The wet squelching of his cock bucking down into the toy, lube flowing out, was not helping, Kylar's lewd imagination kicking into overdrive. Reminds him of the hentai's he would put at full volume with his headphones, settle back and close his eyes and jerk his cock as he imagined you making those lewd noises, both your moans as well as your dripping hole taking his cock.

Yet the toy was just not enough. He came like a virgin whenever you used it on him, but his brain whispered that it would never be enough. Left every orgasm a bit less fulfilling each time. His cock ached as he continued to hump away, curling his body a bit to properly rut into it, almost like a clock wound too tight. His hot huffs of breath fanned over your face, sweat dripping down his face, into his hair and shining in the dim light.

"Please. Please, I want to... I wanna... Please?"

You just laughed softly and gently raised your thighs enough to mimic the feeling of the fleshlight fucking back into him. That was all he needed. Kylar whined and threw his head back, entire body jerking roughly as he came. Cum dribbled over the lips of the toy, seeping over the edges and staining your bare thighs, as well as his own.

Just babbles out his stream of consciousness, saying your hole is so good, that he loves you, that this was always meant to be, that he wants to fill you up up up until you are still dripping his cum days later.

You just stroke his head as he struggles to tug himself out of the toy, knowing that by the time you finally let him fuck you, he'll ruin you properly.

[flannelepicurean]

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

[wharfmageddon]

Hello, Oingo Boingo community!

I have an Oingo Boingo iceberg video planned and I was wondering if there’s specific things I should add. If you have a favorite Oingo Boingo fact you would like to share or not any well known info on the band! I’ve created four levels, level one is called barely a listener, level two is called casual listener, level three is called intermediate listener, and level four is called infected with the boingo virus! You can reach me here or on instagram with the same username as here.